......Suddenly his daughter burst into the kitchen.  "Careful!  CAREFUL!  Put in some more butter!  Oh my goodness!  You're making too much at once.  TOO MANY!  Turn them!  TURN THEM NOW!  We need more butter.  Oh my!  WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?  They're going to STICK!  Careful!.. CAREFUL!  I said be CAREFUL!  You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking!  Never!  Turn them!  Hurry up!  HURRY UP!  Oh NO, no, no, no!  Don't forget to add salt.  You know you always forget to salt them.  Use the salt.  USE THE SALT!  THE SALT!  AHHHHHHH!!"

The dad stares back at his daughter.  "What's wrong with you?  You think I don't know how to scramble a couple of eggs?"

His daughter calmly replied....  "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m trying to play soccer”.